Hey there puss, want to earn more Baileys than you could shake a leather mouse at? Come here and let me teach you a little trick my owner Maximus Gluteous does.... just watch the claws in the lace inserts....

Did the sprouts arrive yet? I ordered them for the jello pit, thought it would make a nice festive change, and no-one actually likes cranberries.

Will the hon. member for SPEWED accept another drinkiepoos? I rescued the bottle from the cats... now if I could just stop the chameleons from getting too close to the cats, WOW - cool!!! A calico chameleon... er.... should lizards and mammals be able to do that?

Any one got some ice water?

Ah.

Well, THOSE kittens will have to be bottle fed.....

Who's for a rousing chorus of 'look the other way, the cat's done something rude'..?

So when do Skip and Oakley perform again? I don't remember the last performance.... too busy helping Morty get the pine needles out.. I thought she went a bit quiet.. I just thought she was in abject agony, that was a particularly spiky tree....

Ah well.. time for a snooze.. shift over kitty chameleon, let me lay my head down it that bowl of Baileys and sleep the work hours away.

Wake me up when the custard stops.

LTS