I have a doctorate in physical sciences - indeed I can be a very physical scientist when circumstances dictate. Now what did you want rubbing and where? Oh, and by the way, how old are you?

Old Camo has probably curled up back near the fire and Baileys by now - she knows a good thing when she sees one.

Where did the Morris dancers and the nature goddess get to? Does this place have upstairs rooms or convenient oak groves?