Ohhh, Boris the Blue Balled Raindeer HAd a very lively shlong, And if you ever saw it, You would probably say "It's long..." All of the lady raindeer Used to play the teasing shtick. They never let old Boris Deep his super raindeer wick!! Then one foggy Christmas eve While Santa was away, Missus Cruz had too much wine And asked old Boris in to play! Then how the raindeer loved him!! Caught it on a mini-cam! Now they're all making money, Selling it as porno spam!!
Geeze, Mario, do you have to keep coming up with these off-color inspirations? :>)