Hmmm dreamt I was being caressed by 20grit sandpaper again; least it wasn't my chesticles this time.

Oh....! what is this in my hand?? Looks like a... well, don't quite like to say what it looks like. Last time I saw one of those it had a squeaker in one end.. Ooooo... just like this one. The other had a big hairy bloke on the other end....

Ah.

Well, it's hairy..... and it's big. 2 out of three is pretty good average for me.


So where's the carol singing then? Anyone want to try 'Hark the Harold?'... or 'It came upon the Mudcat clear'?

I'm worried about 'My guru'.... they know I purr when VERY pleased... although the snoring is just not true. it must be an asthmatic wheeze! If I didn't know better I'd say 'My guru' is too close for comfort...

Best be getting that Swanno out of Morty's cleavege... brave men have been reduced to tears in there. I think it's the Ralgex, or the Wintergreen ointment.


LTS