jingle hells jingle hells
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If ya don't find Christ
no matter what you do
If ya don't know Budda
or the grand Wazoo

If you pay for god
Creations not for you
If you are not merciful
You sure missed Allah too

Look inside
ask yourself
Is it words that you believe

Have you confused the metaphor
and worship Christmas Eve?

Jungle balls jungle balls
heathens are OK
missionaries go to hell
but make the natives pay



If this full of shit
You must have missed the point
You listened to a guy "in charge"
that God did not appoint

If you're not a Santa
Your presents will be few.
If these words offends ya
I'll tell ya what to do

Look inside, ask yourself
Is it words that you believe

Have you confused the metaphor
and worship Christmas Eve?

Jingle hells, jingle hells
religion's here to stay
oh what hell, it is to pray
in a one horse town today




The hero is inside.
When you follow dreams.
Worship God in everyone.
it's better than it seems.

This song is now too long
for anyone to sing.
but now its stuck inside your brain
like salvation bells that ring

Look inside, ask yourself
Is it words that you believe

Have you confused the metaphor
and worship Christmas Eve?

Jingle hells jingle hells
On TV or the Mall
They tell you to go shopping
and to buy it all-ll