"A washboard? Why didn't you say you had a washboard? Here's my socks, have 'em ready by Sunday" "Oh, and not too much starch, the doc says I shouldn't have too much starch". The Admiral (Connections, you know....)goes off in search of a percussion section for his Cajun Band, the Bayou Leevee, whilst pulling a 'tit noir from under the old sou'wester. "Anybody got a teefer? a triangle will do, at a pinch?"