The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #54518   Message #846743
Posted By: artbrooks
13-Dec-02 - 12:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: MUDCAT CHRISTMAS TAVERN '02
Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT CHRISTMAS TAVERN '02
The guy over in the corner behind the spittoon perks his (long hairy) ears up and says to himself "percussion section? Did I hear somebody say percussion section? I've got my bodhran, eight tippers, a set of spoons and one of those damn egg things. Wonder where I can get a triangle?"

He opens the basement door and goes down the stairs. Opening the second door at the bottom, he steps out into the warm sun beating down on the yard of a New Mexico ranch and c a r e f u l l y closes it behind him. Kicking a couple of rattlesnakes out of the way, he goes over to the ranch house's back door and takes down the cook's "come and get it" triangle. He walks back over to the barn, crunching a few tarantulas that are trying to cross the yard, aned goes up the steps to the hayloft. Opening the door, he's back in the Tavern again.

"Now," he muses, "where did that guy go?"