Sculpture foundry in college, my friends Kaiti and Clay were teasing Mohammed when I came in one day. Moh was a student from Iran, very conservative, couldn't draw the models, not even in bathing suits, a funny guy, always wore a buzz cut. Clay did too, the shaved head look. I had long long hair in a pony-tail back then. Anyway, I walk in and Kaiti is teasing Mohammed about his tiny feet. "Tell them" he says "It's not true. They are saying that my small feet, it also means a small ... aha-ha!" So I say That's ridiculous, it has nothing to do with it, and go over to my workspace, start getting my stuff out, saws, etc.
Moh says Thank you!
Getting to work, I say, It has to do with hair length.