Please expect two long knives shortly, with attachment brackets, so you can go to Women's gatherings as Queen Boadicea. Shouldnt cause any Customs problems

O-kaaay.... if you insist... I really only ask because I suspect (with Daleks in your basement), that you are writing from either Britain, or a former British colony... And I recently received a "small packet" from the UK...

I was pretty sure it wasn't from you, as I thought I recognized the handwriting, but it didn't have any return address, and short of breaking the rules, and opening it early, I couldn't be positive on that point, so I was double-checking.

And I still have not received my SS gift from last year, so if I start to act nervous and figity on this point, you'll understand why...

I know this is a busy time for you, so please remember to take a break now and then, and smell the cinnamon cocoa...