I'm startin' to get a bit anxious now. Maybe those who predict such things as time required for objects to travel specific distances actually know whereof they speak.

And so, I just sit here in Bear country wonderin' if those elves got lost in the smoke from the bush fires. Knew I shoulda sprung for the higher priced delivery service. Guess I shoulda been suspicious when the elf service was called "Sidney, Austria, Or Bust!" But I attributed it to them being too short to spell long words.

Got a clue who I am yet?

Maybe the hints were too obscure,
I'll be a little more clear.
In a short pleasant drive, I can see eagles,
Native friends, catfish, Smokies and bears.