The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #54518 Message #847707
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
15-Dec-02 - 07:04 AM
Thread Name: BS: MUDCAT CHRISTMAS TAVERN '02
Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT CHRISTMAS TAVERN '02
As Smoking Yuk's anti-tobacco rant reaches a fever pitch, Elf-Dude unhooks the huge hook from the whine cellar door, hooks it through a belt loop of Smoking Yuk's bluejeans, gives Santa Cruz the "lift-er-up" signal and he/she is depositted into a snowbank on the rooftop.
In total outrage, he/she screams, "I'll get that sonofabitch BWL for doing this to me! I'll send him a PM that'll scorch his eyeballs!". Then, he/she realizes that to do so would be to reveal his/her true Mudcat identity, so he/she is just going to have to suffer the outrage in silence. Ah....the unsuspected perils of anonymity!