At 8.30am on 6 Feb 1976 in a small town in Australia a young, frightened, raven-haired hippy chick gave birth to her first screaming baby who apparently looked like a gorgeous petite Chinese (with black hair weighing only 6.5lbs) but eventually became a tall blonde angelic sort (so mother thinks) who is still prone to screaming fits, even at the age of 23.

Oh, by the way, am I the youngest Mudcatter? Does life get any easier?