Oh, so you're wise to me, eh, mooboy? Think you ya got the goods on me, do ya? Well, ya don't, see? You ain't got dodo on this Santy, I'm too smart for ya, see? Otherwise you'd come right out an say it. But you're scared, ain't ya? Chicken. Buc, buc, buc, ba gaawk!


Oh, hello, Mooman. Sorry about the above. This multiple personality disorder can be most disconcerting. This is the good Santa speaking. I mailed your present about two weeks ago and it should arrive this week. I hope you like it. Mrs. Claus said to remind you that microscopes are not designed ergonomically and you should take periodic breaks to prevent strain on the muscles in your neck. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Santa