The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #54518   Message #848365
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
16-Dec-02 - 04:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: MUDCAT CHRISTMAS TAVERN '02
Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT CHRISTMAS TAVERN '02
Meanwhile....

The ice demon that had followed the Armani-suited displaced yuppie into the Tavern has been watching the proceedings and idly humming "The Acid Queen" from The Who's rock opera "Tommy". "Ah well," he mumbles to himself, "Enough of this spectatin' stuff. Let's start some mischief." He trains his reptilian eyes on the Guinness keg, nods his head, blinks, and a searing beam of unimaginable cold is emitted from his eyes. It slams into the Guinness keg with an audible sizzling sound and instantly freezes the contents solid. "All right!" he chuckles to himself, "No more Guinness! Tee hee! The last time a tavern full of folk musicians ran out of Guinness there was a riot that took a whole precinct-houseful of cops to break up. Let's just sit back and see what happens.....Ya know, that Gargoyle guy ain't shit up beside me!"