Hey Look! There's a bunch of roasted beernuts over there on the singed bearmat! Just the thing to top off the king's cake I just finished frosting. But they do need to be crushed first...

*grabs 15 pound sledge used as a bodhran deterrent and hefts it over his head*

Stand back! There may be shrapnel!

*He starts the downswing...maul heading straight for the singed bearmat and the roasted nuts.*