Kerrrboooooooooooooooooooooom!
(loud cries of "Arrgh, me nuts" and "Gerritoff")
The figure of Dead Horse runs wildly round the room, exhibiting surprising speed and agility for one of his advanced years.
"That's positively the last time I wear inflateable nuts to a Mudcat event"
His other half, the delectable KAY, mutters something about dried kernels as she swiftly dons her dancing shoes, in readiness for the celebrations. "Now where's that damn banjo player" she calls, "If'n ye can't find a banjo, stick a few strings accross a bodhran, a git pluckin'"