Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
the Joker got away
(or "so they used it as a sleigh")

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
He dropped a fart behind a cart
While reading Hemingway (???)

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
Lost his pants in the south of France
and found them in Bombay

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
Wonder Woman lost her bosom...


Waitaminnut! That's a shitty one. You can't force that one.