Not a song so much as the sort of thing that gets recited at Rugby CLub dinners - or would, if one could remember the words.

The first verse goes,

The sun shone on the village green;
It shone on poor blind Nell.
But could she see that flaming orb?
Could she - Fucking Hell!

The poem continues. . . There is also a (related?) question/answer that goes:

"And did he marry poor blind Nell?" "Did he buggery!"

Same structure, I suspect similar story-line.

Ideas?