So the bartender passed the smear test!
As the odour of burning melodeon passed into the night, accompanied by several DH Morrismen, all singing *Shag a Wallaby* at the end of every verse of The Aussie Bestial Bondage Song, Dh himself noticed that the sheep was missing.
"Bloody hell!" he moaned, "Now I'll have to screw the cats. Which one first? The tabby or the mangey one?" Having decided, he slopes off into a corner, where he rogers the old tom, all the while singing
"Away in a mangier, no broom for a chick.
The dirty old pirate is dipping his wick"