Geeze Louise, guys -- if you all have THIS much time on your hands, you could be selling Mudcat CDs door-to-door!! I mean really!! (I love the line "mic is chic", though).

Of all the things I truly lic,
My 10-speed bic, my childhood tric,
And things known only to my psyc,
My favorite is my vocal mic!
Oh, I should weep if it should bric,
I'd have to hold a bleedin' wic
And stamp and pout just lic a tic,
(A scene my wife would not much lic!)
So keep yer finger in the dic,
And sing of Betsy, Sweet, from Pic,
And pray I get to keep my mic!


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