The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #54800   Message #849835
Posted By: Bobert
18-Dec-02 - 05:22 PM
Thread Name: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
Okay, so I was a little corn-cerned when I started my thread when someone posted that LH was in some warm place and that all was well I put it out of my feeble mind. But now Iz wonderin'.

Well, remember the game of "Clue"? Well, I think someone offed Little Hawk but I'm not too sure who, where or how the deed was done, but I'm purdy danged certain that IT WAS DONE.

Well, let's see who the suspects are. Hmmmmmm? Okay, who had LH gotten into it with just before his diasappearance?

1. DougR, as per usual
2. Teribus
3. GUEST, Turnip
4. troll
5. DougR
6. Junior, hisself

And *where* was this dasturdly deed done, Hmmmmmmm?

1. Behind Muddy's Tavern
2. In the back isle of the Catsburg Record Shop
3. In the trunk of the killer's gray Oldsmobile Cutlass with the dent on the right front fender
4. In the Lincoln Bedroom
5. In the Arizona desert (hmmmm, Who lives in that area?)
6. In LH's basment studio.

Okay, bobert. The weapon...

1. Cyber anthrax ground so fine that it goes right thru phone wires
2. Having to read one of Teribus's *war-n-peace* length rants
3. The leaded *peace pipe*
4. Choked on one of them 5 dollar words (7 bucks, with inflation..)
5. One of Saddam's WMD, i.e., ahhh, a bullet
6. Carbon monoxide from riding in the trunk of the Cutlass

Hey, whoever's turn it it will ya' please roll the dice....

Bobert