G'day all,

Here's this year's favourite, with thanks to Bob Bolton:
Tune: Lilli Marlene
Christmas has been cancelled, Santa Claus is dead,
They found himn in a toyshop with a bullet to his head
And on his chest was pinned a note
And this is what the papers wrote
That he was on the payroll of Toltoys and Mattel....

Cheers
JennieG