The walrus opens the door, and in march the Cerne Abbas Mummers.
"In comes I,.................(looks furtively around, and heaves a sigh of relief - no PEL inspectors) but before we begin, I'm off to the bar, for a double of gin."
"Not very traditional, but they've always done it" says DH, with a grin. "Chalk one up for the Long Men"
Hearing this, Morti & Liz come over all hot 'n funny.
"So why are you called Long Men?" they enquire, in unison. (Together, at once, simultaneously, with each other, at one and the same time, harmonised).