Hmmm... my, my, how rumors abound!

I, being a certified member of the WSSBA, know exactly where LH is, and what's going on with him. However, being a certified member in good standing, it would be remiss of me to reveal the facts of his mysterious absence.

However, I can tell the following to alanabit, because Alan is being considered for membership in the WSSBA. So none of you other Mudcats may read beyond this sentence. I repeat, if you are not alanabit, READ NO MORE OF THIS POST!!!!

Alan, Little Hawk and I are two of the few who were aware of the planned recording sessions between Bob Dylan and William Shatner. Due to many reasons, these proposed sessions never occurred.

Over the years, both Dylan and Shatner have privately expressed desires to reconsider this project. In a slightly inebriated state, Shatner was heard to angrily shout to Leonard Nimoy, "If only Little Hawk could get involved, then the sessions would happen!"

Now, you may not be aware, but Nimoy is known for being unable to hold a confidential converstion in confidence. He blabbed to his manager, who blabbed to Sheeney Kanouse (whoever the hell that is!) who blabbed to Rona Barret who sold the story to National Enquirer who later decided not to run the story, but instead traded the story to Amos for a set of Mudcat CDs.

Amos, who is quite like Nimoy, sold the story to Harvey Goss, who called Little Hawk and told the story to him. Little Hawk, though he is a bold poster on this forum, is really quite the shy type. He ran and hid, hoping to elude the struggle of trying to get the two great men in the same room for the World's Greatest Recording Session!

There you have it, alan...from my fingertips to your eyes!

khandu