Khandu I am devastated. I had heard rumours of a foul plot to establish once and for all whether Bob Dylan had less talent as an actor or William Shatner had less talent as a singer. To get confirmation of this awful news is shattering. The thought that years will pass by before one can turn on a television without fear of a rerun of the ghastly "Renaldo and Clara" or switch on a radio without the threat of a Shatnerised "I'll Be Your Baby Tonight" has quite ruined my day. And to think that a fellow Mudcatter has joined the plot. I propose that if Little Hawk does not ababndon the conspiracy immediately, give a full confession on Mudcat, send us all a bottle of finest red from the French vineyard and... and... Well if he doesn't I afraid we shall have to despatch 'Spaw to the recording studio with a very large tin of beans...