The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #54518   Message #851040
Posted By: My guru always said
20-Dec-02 - 07:20 AM
Thread Name: BS: MUDCAT CHRISTMAS TAVERN '02
Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT CHRISTMAS TAVERN '02
The Stray watched while LTS rummaged through the large pile of pressies under the tree.

Some were labelled but most of them weren't, so it looked like there was going to be a huge guessing game going on later. Most everyone knew each other anyway so most Catters would get something appropriate & others had hinted anyway.

Both cats had had a good scratch at the wrapping paper earlier, boy was that Tortoishell a confusing Feline? The obvious presents were:

A clever belt containing '007' tools for getting out of bondage
An Acorn
GPS handheld tracking system for use when lost
Portable photo-copier
A set of Jesses with little tinkly bells
A Dictio9arey
Bicycle repair kit for punctured nuts
Fingerless gloves for fiddling with in the cold
Fartanackle Choir CD (glowing gently)
Small bag of red Leb
Tin of Ducks Custard Powder
Praire Oysters
A coconut with a Lime & some Salt
A set of extremely White Handkerchiefs
Whoopie Cushion
A Soft Bread Roll with an Orange
A Large Block of Ice
A bathtub of Sheep Dip

It didn't take long for these presents to be chosen....