It is impossible to keep secrets from Catters, as The Government and The Bavarian Illuminati (both of whom are behind this) should know.

William Shatner and Bob Dylan are also in the secret location in Greenland; those are artificial constructs walking around. And all of those folks previously mentioned -- the crew of the Marie Celeste, for instance -- are also there. So is Snaker Ray. You see, if there ever is a nuke war, They want the troops to have the best possible entertainment.

Now, I have recently learned the Little Hawk refused to have an automaton made, so he was friz as is -- connected to the nymphomaniac professor....

For goodness sakes now, don't tell anyone about this!

"Whatever ya say say nothin'
When you talk about you-know-what...."