years ago when I used to play in a bar after singing the original and most of the people were a little oiled I would always finish with this version and always got a nice round of applause.

Last saturday night,oh lordy was I tight
When I stumbled into my Blue Heaven
I reached for the light I found it alright
When I stumbled into my Blue Heaven

A rolling pin hit me on the chin a chair or two
When I awoke my jaw was broke both eyes were blue
Just Molly and me and my mother-in-law makes three
They beat the hell out of me in my Blue Heaven

They caught me half way between the kitchen and the dining room
They broke the rolling pin so they used the broom
Just Molly and me and my mother-in-law makes three
They beat the hell out of me in my Blue Heaven