Something's wrong here, but I don't know what. Maybe a spot of magic dust (ground magic mushrooms) will do the trick.

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Ah, that's the trick, I think I've got it.
I wonder how I didn't spot it.
This panto thread has run some time,
But up 'til now there's been no rhyme.
I've sorted that out double-quick.
My magic dust has done the trick!