We three spivs of Leicester Square
Selling knickers a tanner a pair
How fantastic - cheap elastic
And not very safe to wear.

We three kings of Liverpool are
One on a cycle and one in a car
One on a scooter - blowing his hooter
Following Ringo Starr


Mind you "Ilkley Moor Baht 'At" started off as a parody to the then current "While Shepherds Watched" tune of "Cranbrook" by Thomas Clark.