The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11455   Message #85266
Posted By: Fadac
09-Jun-99 - 04:29 PM
Thread Name: Hokey pokey and the Druids?
Subject: RE: Hokey pokey and the Druids?
M. That sounds about right. P small part of this rituel exests today. In the yacht club I used to belong to, they had a ritual round disk in the noise maker. When a small coin of the relm was inserted, the box would whail about "put in your little foot, and shake it all about" Not having a little foot, I was prevented from performing this ritual. I tried using the club cat, (whom has very danty little feet.) But I was hissed out of the circle.

Dejected from such catty treatment, I would slink into the quaffable room and have a round or two. After a couple of hours, some glassy eyed small footed Hoky Pokyers would come in for quafables. After a few of those they became more glassy eyed, and their small feet became clumsy.

I know that the Hoky Pokey is a hunting ritual. Fortunitly the only heads taken here were on moosehead beer. One hoky poker tried to mount the beer head on the wall. (Didn't look at all like a moose.) We all stood around and admired the head for a while. Something must have gone wrong, (defective beer head?) Because it was gone by the next morning.

With feet too big to Hoky Poky, -Fadac. :(