Visualize whirrly pees, indeed! I like the lunch concept with the Pee-Whirly Inc guy. After each martini I'll bet that idea just seemed better n better. Leave it to good ol American ingenuity to turn pissing into a pastime. "Today on ABC's Wide World of Sports, we travel to Barcelona Spain with Jim McKay for the Semi-Finals of Men's Target Pissing, where after two sixpacks the American team continues to trail the Irish."

Lets see Catspaw, we started out wishing you a heartfelt Happy Birthday and ended up discussing pee-shooting...seems entirely apropos to me!