Sinsull:

HEre's my audition tape:

I suppose this offer is supposed to be an honor, huh? An invitation to fly to Maine in February at my own expense? Thanks, but I'm holding out for the Nobel Prize!!


(How was that? Sardonic enough? LOL!! Thanks for the invitation but I really can't -- it would disappoint those who think of me as the world's shmooiest pushover!)

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