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Thread #55018   Message #853807
Posted By: lesvance
26-Dec-02 - 06:58 PM
Thread Name: Art Theime's Roving Gambler
Subject: RE: Art Theime's Roving Gambler
Hi Art, thanks for the recollection. Before the last verse, is the bit about the new machine installed at a casino in Jersey to provide instant therapy for the losers. Put in a quarter and the machine asks you your iq so it can talk at your level. Have a conversation and it makes everything ok. [...} The last guy comes up and puts in a quarter. The machine says 'what's your IQ?' The guy answers '40' and the machine says '10-4 good buddy'.

all the best, les vance