The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #54518 Message #853977
Posted By: Dead Horse
27-Dec-02 - 07:22 AM
Thread Name: BS: MUDCAT CHRISTMAS TAVERN '02
Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT CHRISTMAS TAVERN '02
I see the whist drivers are back, and trumps are in the air.
(goes over to corner, hangs sou'wester over web-cam)
Chameleons having settled down to a mahogany hue, are now flicking their tongues out in turn, playing at catching bar flies. Morti appears to be the favourite target.
There is a knocking at the front door, then a bunch of hoodeners enter, saying.........
Here comes bludger and his motley crew,
They've come to see what they can screw out of you.
Open your wallet, dig into your pocket,
Then we'll be off, just like a rocket.
It may not be traditional, but it is blessedly short. Not at all like a mummers play, really.