Even as you read this, the notorious Catspaw49 is languishing in a closely guarded cell in Moosejaw, Canada, surrounded by heavily armed hosers and with a large cork rammed up his ass, just in case. We don't, like, tolerate unlawful emissions around here, eh?
He seems to be, like, growing larger. It's eery. He's already too large if ya ask me.
We are gonna interrogate this moron until we get something useful out of him. It could take years, eh? But we are patient in the frozen North.
Either he reveals all or he freezes his butt off in solitary. It's his choice, eh?
Decent. Pass me one of them Timbits and a Molson's...