Thanks, Daylia! The one transgenderite I knew was once a burly ship's officer with big biceps and a handlebar moustache and five o'clock shadow that wouldn't quit, named Al. Good guy, but clearly harboring some hurt or something. Married agal with a face like a horse, had two kids, and then they parteed. Next thing I know he's no longer Al, but Alice, and he's on the morning talkshow circuit with an AOL account and a book both named "Gender Outlaw" about his adventures in transgender country and, if I remember correctly, the lesbian he ran away with after the operation. Now, I am confused about all this, and find it hard to keep it all straight, so forgive me if I do not have my facts exactly straight. As I mentioned above, I am so firmly pre-operative as to be off the plan completely!

There once was a fairy named Broome
Took a lesbian up to his room.
And they argued all night
About who had the right
To do what
And with which
And to whom!


:>)

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