Thanks, Amos! My son and I both enjoyed the limerick! :-)

I guess I'll post this, seeing as I feel up to a Holiday Song Challenge!

                     WALKIN ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR
                        (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

"Lacy things - the wife is missing
Didn't ask her permission
I'm wearin her clothes - her silk pantyhose
Walkin round in women's underwear

In the store - there's a teddy
With little straps - like spaghetti
It holds me so tight - like handcuffs at night
Walkin round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say 'are you ready' - I'll say WHOA MAN
Let's wait until the wife is out of town!

Later on - if you wanna
We can dress - like Madonna
Put on some eye-shade - and join the parade
Walkin round in women's underwear

Lacy things - wife is missin
Didn't ask - her permission
Wearin her clothes - silk pantyhose
Walkin round in women's underwear
Walkin round in women's underwear
Walkin round in women's underwear"

   - Weird Al Yankovich -