Well, this loser is one for the books. First off, the cork didn't work. It was friggin' AWFUL!!! I am not going to describe what occurred, but we have got the situation sort of under control now. Sort of...
It is a mystery what this f**ker has been eating lately, but we are guessing it might have been road kill or something like that. We are going to set him straight by putting him on a straight diet of Molson's Golden and Canadian back bacon with Timbits for dessert.
That's if he talks.
If he doesn't, then he gets stale bread and water. And not much of it.
If he still doesn't talk, he gets to share a cell with Karla Homolka.