Hmmmmmm... wonder if they'd like to come home with me.... I could do with some extra help with the cats and around the house, especially that little one with the hairy chest, the one who listens to the same radio station as me...... bet he'd be good with the pussies.
Have the duct tape and welcome... and if you come back on New Years' Eve, the usual will be in the garden, under the pitsiporum.