I love the gal who invented kissing,
I don't recall her name,
But I do believe that gal should sit,
High up in the hall of fame.
Until she came along this world had something missing,
Love was very nice but it was cold as ice 'til that gal invented kissing.

She patented the kiss of fire and how to kiss goodnight,
On every kind of hug and kiss she holds a copyright,
Until she came along just think what we'd been missing,
That's why today I'm shouting "Hooray"
For the gal who invented kissing.

She taught the fellas how to smooch instead of holding hands,
She taught them how to steal a kiss like they do in foreign lands,
Until she came along this world had something missing
Now I'm telling you there was nothing to do,
'til that gal invented kissing.

She taught them how to pucker up and roll their pretty eyes,
She taught them how to kiss hello, and how to kiss goodby,
And if I had my way, the only thing I'm wishing,
Is to make a date and stay out late with the gal
who invented kissing.