....and what the Jaysus is wrong with a Plastic Paddy tryin' to improve him/herself...
Going by the state of the anglo-saxon world's healthcare in general - Med school wouldn't be a bad idea..
and given they probably haven't gotten rid of the Anti Terrorism Act - the Law School'll probably come in handy some day too.
As to the wran - just give them a blast of the Boys of Barr na Sráide...