Having spent 3 weeks at the Ashram in Trinidad, where my days were absolutely FILLED with extremely meaningful and USEFUL activities

So you "won" one of those "All expense paid trips, (excludes lodging meals and airfare, both ways)" to the Islands!!

How many condos and timeshares did they hook you with?? Im sure your time was FILLED with many seminars and other useful activities such as signing stacks of irreversible leases and agreements. Did you actually buy one of the lesser sand bars? If you really want come on down to Florida and i can hook you up with a bridge or two. Make you a real package deal on three bridges and a half finished barge canal!!

For a limiteed time I can offer you the Kennedy Space Center, but wait that's not all.............If you respond to this offer within the next 10 minutes we will also include Key West!! Just for trying our offer we will give you Miami as a FREE gift.

Whether you decide to keep your new holdings (like there's a way out) yur FREE gift of Miami will be yours to keep at no cost!!