Wonderful idea me old Lettuce & might just make up for the lack of Mumming :-) Satellite link available - heck, no picture text this end - what a blow!!!!!

Right then Barton Beds chaps, put your thinking caps on for this special under-Humber & down the A1/M18 event. Forget the pyrotechnics, they've got that covered, along with nakedness & half an orchestra. Ideas????