You'll never make it! Once that tan fades out and you regain your Canadian pallor and stop gettin' laid so much you'll be back with Shatner threads oozing from all orifices.

Honestly I can't understand why someone would wanta stop living in a chair surrounded by overfilled ashtrays and Budweiser bottles. Really, LH, get a grip will ya?

Yerz,
Tweed