I had a very pleasant experience with alien abduction. first they took me to one place where I was forced to listen to many excellent musicans - for hours on end. There were huge numbers of people there. One of the beings then brain-washed me into singing myself. My only excuse was it was very late in the evening.

then 18 months later I was abducted again - and taken to a smaller gathering - where again I was forced into listening to excellent music over and over - while dining on food of the best quality; associating with persons named "guido" and "fluffy" - and hearing more verses to "good Night Irene" then I ever knew existed.