Danged, Bee-dubya-ell and Mudlark. If I had known I'd 'a baked you up some of my delicious Possum Pie but since the possum needs three days of soakin' in salt water before you can make pie out of him I did the second best thing.
I called a buddy of mine at NBC-TV and asked him to see if he could put together a little party fir you two in New York. He siad he's do waht he could so be sure to check out the TV tonight...