Mark, thanks for linking this thread to Jan Harmon's wonderful song. I was thinking of that myself, and at a loss at how to come up with the whole song, which folder in which cabinet...

Many of us who have lived anywhere near a nuclear power plant have a deep appreciation for gallows humor, while comtemplating the very real threat of some domestic or foreign saboteur making a nasty mess of a "spent" fuel pool.

Charley Noble