And if we'll all have our social security numbers and ZIP+4s marked on our heads, three rows of numbers, with six numbers in each row so we'll be marked with the devil's 6-6-6 and the black helicopters will be waiting to eliminate all those who resist and those who really run the show meet quarterly at a secret resort called The Meadows and the Colonel put secret ingredients in his chicken to make us crave it fortnightly and he (now his secret successor) is in the "group" along with the Pope and the Queen and they organize everything and the rest of us are just pawns in their game.... oh... wait.... I'm mixing X-Files with So I Married an Axe Murderer....

its all a conspiracy.

Pete