I would like to object to the way this tread has been abducted. Without the B.S. prefix I could only assume that this was going to be music related i.e. what sort of music did the aliens play while abducting you? Did they use a plectrum, or the ulniated bones of the four eyed Nebular Greefark of Talius 54? I expected a literate discussion....BUt no, others who perhaps think it is funny to go off topic have perverted this potentially fabulous thread for their juvenile purposes.

Can we please just remain in our sacred, narrow little window of discussion? Lets try to remember people this is A FOLK SITE, so no stories about big band alien abductions.

In fact if these abductors did not play the banjo with at least half their tendrils the whole posting belongs on another site. My God is there no way to enforce just a few simple rules of etiquette when it comes to music related alien abduction stories? Have you people no respect for MY TIME?

Furthermore have you people not bothered to check the archives? These questions have been asked and answered billions and billions of times before.

For the love of the lord Neeticon if I have to wade through even just one more of these mislabeled, repetitive Alien abduction threads I think I shall pull all the hair out of at least four of my five heads......ooops

Perhaps I've said enough
Nick